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First Blonde Guy Joke Ever

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The very first ever blonde GUY joke….. And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building!”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blond opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch!”

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenn

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  1. (groan) Cute! 😀

    Way to go Jeremiah! Pulling yourself up and
    (groan) Cute! 😀

    Way to go Jeremiah! Pulling yourself up and standing is pretty big stuff for a little guy 😉

    Will be thinking about your sister and sending prayers, Jenn. 18 was a really rough age for me, too … I thought I knew it all and my parents knew nothing. Thought the world was mine for the taking and didn’t realize that if I wasn’t careful it could easily take me, you know? I made a lot of dumb mistakes and how I was saved from myself is a miracle! Will be hoping that things don’t have to be so rough and difficult for your sis and I know it has to be really hard on your family as well. (( hugs ))

    Best Wishes!

  2. Now that was good. I want to remember that one.
    Now that was good. I want to remember that one. Would ya email to me. lol. Being blonde myself I will not remember it. hahaha.. Hope you and the crew are doing well!! Stopped by to tell you I think of you often and keep ya in my prayers my friend! ~hugs~ and a big one for Jeremiah. Oh my Son and wife are having a girl! Madison Faith. Still don’t know what Emily is having. I hope she keeps it a surprise. lol. ~hugs~ again. .

  3. Wow- Cruisen Jeremiah! Im so proud of you both! I still remeber
    Wow- Cruisen Jeremiah! Im so proud of you both! I still remeber the day Bryan shocked his DAD at 10 mos by pulling his play table over to the tv and climbed up to reach for the remote! Sean cruised around alot but didnt walk until about 13 mos.
    Saying prayers for your sister. I also was wild and willful at 18, although I always felt like a christian I wasnt confident enough or uncoinfused enough to listen to god and my faith. I made bad choices and hurt a lot of people, but I was still the same girl inside. My father related his feelings about my decisions (and my siblings) then as similar to God must have felt about Adam- you know your child will make mistakes that could jeapordize his soul and yet because of your love you let them make decisions of free will as much as that hurts, and hope that someday they will see your love and return it, and show this love by behaving in a respectful loving way.
    Unconditional love and forgiveness saved me- I hope your sister realizes this to, and returns home to be the sister you’ve come to love again. Bear Hugz Always

  4. Awwwww.. I LOOOOVE the album you made your Mom!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Awwwww.. I LOOOOVE the album you made your Mom!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me too! I wish my Mom was still here with me.. we were BEST FRIENDS! :”)

    Snicker.. blonde joke made me laugh! hehehe… thanks for the smile!
    XOXOX
    Lynn

  5. Just wanted to wish you a happy day!… I’ve heard that one befo
    Just wanted to wish you a happy day!… I’ve heard that one before, but have always thought it funny.

    BTW, our anniversary is today. I wrote a special post about it, if you’re interested. Let me know what you think, am I a dork or what? LOL!

    Hugs
    Julie

  6. :rotfl:

    I literally sat at my computer for three minutes laug
    :rotfl:

    I literally sat at my computer for three minutes laughing; then ran and told the joke to everyone else in the house (who’d already heard it).

    Yay for my computer being back up, and me beig able to see more of the Gigowski family! I missed hearing updates about the little guy. It’s so wonderful that he’s pulling up– I don’t think Eli did it that early. Your son is an overachiever! 😀

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